Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin… — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share Image
I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated.… — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story. — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby… — Jimmy Piersall Copy Share
