“Daddy always said that Christmas is a joyous season when suicides and holdups and shoplifting and like that reach a new high and that the best place to spend the whole thing is a Moslem country.” — Patrick Dennis Copy Share Image
“Oh, darling, you know we writers must occasionally stretch a point to heighten the dramatic situation. ” — Patrick Dennis Copy Share Image
“She made another sweeping gesture that somehow went wrong because she knocked over the coffee pot and I immediately wrote down six new words… — Patrick Dennis Copy Share Image
“Within the last two years it had been called Tony's, Belle's Bar Sinister, The Ole Plantation, Tony's, Alt Wien, Paris Soir--or Sewer--Victor's Vesuvius, Chez… — Patrick Dennis Copy Share Image
“Life is a banquet and most poor s.o.b.'s are starving to death." Auntie Mame” — Patrick Dennis Copy Share Image
“Daddy always said that Christmas is a joyous season when suicides and holdups and shoplifting and like that reach a new high and that… — Patrick Dennis Copy Share Image
Chinchilla is said to be more chic than mink, though personally it reminds me of unborn burlap. — Patrick Dennis Copy Share Image
“Tipsy actress Vera Charles (who had 'more changes of costume than facial expression,' according to one critic to whom she never spoke again) ...” — Patrick Dennis Copy Share Image
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind. — Patrick Dennis Copy Share Image
