I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“What I have a problem with is not so much religion or god, but faith. When you say you believe something in your heart… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette Copy Share
The only secret of magic is that I'm willing to work harder on it than you think it's worth. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
Well, it's not really the right word, but freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend… — Penn Jillette Copy Share
It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people. — Penn Jillette Copy Share
“Once you've condoned faith in general, you've condoned any crazy shit done because of faith.” — Penn Jillette Copy Share
