Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. — Darrell Hammond Copy Share Image
Families are the deepest, most screwed up relationships that we have. — Antony Starr Copy Share Image
In the screwed-up life I’d been dealt, she was my only source of comfort. — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning. — Jaclyn Moriarty Copy Share Image
There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up. — John Kricfalusi Copy Share Image
I know certain actors are totally screwed up on drugs, yet it gets covered up. Why wasn't I excused for 'exhaustion' or… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times... It's a really… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
I want to explain everything to him, show him that it’s really not as screwed up as it all sounds, but then… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
gettimg attached to things is pointless. Thats how things get screwed up.People care to much about everything. Let it go. You'll be… — Nick Burd Copy Share Image
I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and… — Joe Perry Copy Share Image
I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up. — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Yes, the academic world is screwed up, and there is nothing you can do about it. But don't worry about that. Just… — Paul Feyerabend Copy Share Image
If you have had no tension in your life, never been screwed up by problems, your mortality well within your own grasp,… — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
Everyone is screwed up, broken, clingy, and scared, even the people who seem to have it more or less together. They are… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Over half a million women are raped in this country every year, and only a fraction of them report it because they're… — Mariska Hargitay Copy Share Image
When I was 9, I went to a birthday party. We were supposed to see a cowboy movie, but the programming got… — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
Knowing Lissa missed me hurt almost more than if she'd completely written me off. I'd never wanted to hurt her. Even when… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I had one line. My two larger scenes had gone fine, and then on that day I screwed up that line over… — Alden Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
We’re not that strong anymore. (Hades) Oops, guess I screwed up. Inability to see the consequences of our thoughtless acts must run… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Normal people, who grow up with compassion, never amount to anything. They're the ones who end up gluing those little dots on… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
We're so screwed up with our principles. We used to mock Japanese game shows where they ate bugs. Now we're doing the… — Philip Glenister Copy Share Image
The way I understood purgatory - and maybe you've got a different version - but in Chicago in the '70s, the idea… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I'd like the campaigning to be about all the things they're not going to do. Just tell me what you're not going… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed - are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Christ, how did you ever get this screwed up! his mind demanded of him. He knew the answer, but even that was… — Tom Clancy Copy Share Image
Who was it in Afghanistan who screwed up in Tora Bora and let bin Laden escape? It was the Bush Administration. Who… — Sidney Blumenthal Copy Share Image
People confuse the word cynicism with the word skepticism. One is “you’re not gonna pay attention to anything, think everything’s screwed up,… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is! — Beatrice Sparks Copy Share Image
We, in America, are so screwed up when it comes to sex. That's all we can see. — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
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