“And all of the scientific data, statistical facts and empirical evidence can't compete with the indefinable heart's desire. For if in the end, she loves you, and she chooses you…none of the rest of this will matter.” — Ruth Clampett Copy Share Image
“When she starts to climax, she sparks the Looney Tunes fuse on my ACME bomb.” — Ruth Clampett Copy Share Image
“I feel his throbbing hard-on pressed against mine. A second later he begins to rock his hips so we’re doing the woody waltz. What” — Ruth Clampett Copy Share Image
“I’m so tired of Earth’s gravity pulling me down when all I want to do is fly far away.” — Ruth Clampett Copy Share Image
“Yeah, we better hurry this up so she doesn’t get jealous,” I reply with a smile, pleased that I’m bantering. That book I read… — Ruth Clampett Copy Share Image
“There you go with the breasts too big again. I rub my eraser over the sketchbook page and brush the crumbs away before reworking… — Ruth Clampett Copy Share Image
“And all of the scientific data, statistical facts and empirical evidence can't compete with the indefinable heart's desire. For if in the end, she… — Ruth Clampett Copy Share Image
