Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, they make bad movie after bad movie. — Peter Stormare Copy Share Image
My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu. — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
I learned from Arnold Schwarzenegger, too, that it's O.K. to be pluggish. — Dave Pelzer Copy Share Image
Call me the rap assassinator / rhymes rugged and built like Schwarzenegger — Raekwon Copy Share Image
I couldn't pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger, so I called him Balloon Belly. — Joe Gold Copy Share Image
One thing Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't is self-effacing. Everything has to be the biggest. His money, his muscles, his movies and his machines. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
People sometimes have to correct my English. I knew I had a problem when Arnold Schwarzenegger started doing it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act. — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
The problem for me is not that Schwarzenegger is governor, but the extent to which even politicians who are not actors are… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it? — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good! — Boy George Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger blew away dozens of cops as the Terminator. But I don't hear anybody complaining about that. — Ice T Copy Share Image
In those days, the late 1970s, one of the leading politicians was a soon-to-be uncle by marriage of Arnold Schwarzenegger, named Ted… — Michael Kinsley Copy Share Image
The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Conservatives won't want to hear this, but the Republican who maneuvered his way into the most impressive victory of the election was… — Fred Barnes Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger is in trouble after tapes surfaced of him saying negative things about other Republicans. Actually the Schwarzenegger tapes surfaced last… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Eunice Kennedy Shriver, President Kennedy's sister, endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger, said he's not a womanizer. Of course by Kennedy standards that means he… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Comics are just another medium to express yourself. It's not cinema; it's not literature; it's just something else. It has a specific… — Marjane Satrapi Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger is gonna be the new governor of California. During his acceptance speech Arnold said 'I will not let you down.'… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a huge debate with Arianna Huffington about immigration - going back and forth - finally immigration came in… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
We all grew up in that era. I'm a little younger than these guys [Will Forte and John Solomon], but I would… — Will Forte Copy Share Image
When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him. He was talking about somebody - he… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
When Arnold Schwarzenegger goes to his reward - how's that? That's a crack, but I treat Governor Schwarzenegger well in my book.… — Jay Inslee Copy Share Image
I had no intention of replacing Arnold [Schwarzenegger]. There were a few things that made me want to do the movie. They… — Len Wiseman Copy Share Image
Simon had drawn three pictures. In the top left corner, like a salutation, was a ghost. The middle had a big sketch… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I was amazed to go Oscar and win it. It was fantastic getting up on the stage there and looking down. I… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
Even if people aren't Republicans, it doesn't seem shocking to them that Ronald Reagan was the president. Well of course, because Arnold… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
We want to see ourselves reflected in our heroes. Unfortunately most of us don't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. — Walton Goggins Copy Share Image
Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
You don't want your kids to hear songs of this nature... But you take em to the movies to watch Schwarzenegger! — Bushwick Bill Copy Share Image
Don't protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain? — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling ya, this guy is presidential material. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Arnold Schwarzenegger is now governor of California. He is a very shrewd man - he already has all of his sex scandals… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
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![“We all grew up in that era. I'm a little younger than these guys [Will Forte and John Solomon], but I would say all of us are huge fans of the original "MacGyver" series, and obviously we found that inspiration for the original pitch for MacGruber. We took his name and made it stupid. In terms of…” quote by Will Forte](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/24f/will-forte-13248_80s_we-all-grew-up-in-that-era-i-m-a-little_814069.png)
![“I had no intention of replacing Arnold [Schwarzenegger]. There were a few things that made me want to do the movie. They were the script which had a different direction to it, and it was a chance to do a very different Quaid. I didn't read the short story until I went to college.Reading the story…” quote by Len Wiseman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5a/len-wiseman-18620_bits_i-had-no-intention-of-replacing-arnold-s_1961572.jpg)
