Scare Quotes by Martin Mull

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.

— Martin Mull

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

— Martin Mull

I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.

— Martin Mull

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

— Martin Mull

I kind of just lucked into and fell into the other profession. It was really just an outgrowth of the fact that when I…

— Martin Mull

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head.

— Martin Mull

A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.

— Martin Mull

Around 1980, I went back to painting with a vengeance.

— Martin Mull

I try to not get to the point where one is making wallpaper, or simply painting money. I want to make sure that I…

— Martin Mull

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

— Martin Mull

Like a guide dog, paintings help you see.

— Martin Mull

I think there are a lot of pictures to make. I sometimes question whether I'm even an artist or just a painter. To me,…

— Martin Mull