A doctor says to his patient, I have bad news and worse news. Oh dear, what's the bad news? asks the patient.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dr. Craig says you're the only patient he ever treated who kept saying nothing hurt when he examined you right until you… — Ellen O'Connell Copy Share Image
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“How many crumpets, at a sittin', do you think 'ud kill me off at once?" says the patient. "I don't know," says… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
One of the first things which a physician says to his patient is, ~Let me see your tongue.~ A spiritual advisor might… — Nehemiah Adams Copy Share Image
