I've been mistaken for a lot of people. Often for Matthew Broderick. I tell people not to feel bad. One of my first jobs… — Jon Cryer Copy Share
To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money… — Jon Cryer Copy Share
I believe when they decided to bring in another actor it saved Charlie's life. It must've been a huge wake-up call for him. If… — Jon Cryer Copy Share
I feel like I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area. — Jon Cryer Copy Share
When you consider the sheer number of awards that they give out in this town, they should just give you one at the airport… — Jon Cryer Copy Share
You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if… — Jon Cryer Copy Share
We see each other socially occasionally. When he was going through the first parts of his divorce we'd commiserate a lot, but we don't… — Jon Cryer Copy Share
When I was young, I loved seeing shows with kids on them. I remember seeing The Brady Bunch and thinking, You know, I could… — Jon Cryer Copy Share
There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a… — Jon Cryer Copy Share
My nervous breakdown last season, when I was bemoaning the fact that I'll never have time to read all the great books I wanted… — Jon Cryer Copy Share
I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse. — Jon Cryer Copy Share
