Saw Naked Quotes

I'm trying to make you think I'm a decent person. Telling you I saw you naked while I was another species does…

— Maggie Stiefvater

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

— Rodney Dangerfield

And I never felt that good in my life. But I also felt bad because I saw her naked without her permission.

— Stephen Chbosky

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

— Ritu Ghatourey

“Verily, I myself am the scared crow that once saw you naked, and without paint; and I flew away when the skeleton…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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— Jarod Kintz

I would tell you that you looked really hot today when I saw you naked, but that probably wouldn't be appropriate, being…

— Anonymous

“Jane felt self-conscious each time Ghost saw her naked. A lifetime of fathood had left her with sagging skin. Ghost didn’t seem…

— Adam Baker

I would tell you that you looked really hot today when I saw you naked, but that probably wouldn't be appropriate, being…

— P. C. Cast

Saw myself naked in front of a mirror a couple days ago - that's not the joke, that's what we called the…

— Daniel Tosh

“The sea that morning was iridescent and dark. My wife and my sister were swimming--Diana and Helen--and I saw their uncovered heads,…

— John Cheever

When I was at school studying biology, I wanted to be a medical researcher. I did work experience at St Mary's Hospital…

— Katherine Parkinson

“So you were looking for a bathroom in the woods?” “Well, yes.” She swallowed. “Sort of. But then I heard a splash…

— Melanie Harlow

“Oh, what can you do with a man like that? What can you do? How can you dissuade his eye in a…

— John Cheever