I’d smack you over the head with it so hard your bell would still be ringing for Church next Saturday night. ~… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Before I moved to the city I spent every Saturday sitting in church wishing I could be living on my own, doing… — Daniel Caesar Copy Share Image
But if I wasn't playing, I would drink Saturdays, then Sunday, then Monday. Then I would try and train and it was… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
My favorite Saturday, outside any Saturday that Louisiana State University plays football, is the Kentucky Derby. — James Carville Copy Share Image
You got paid on Friday, go for a late-night poker game, and have no money on Saturday. But the RSC took your… — Roger Rees Copy Share Image
The same church members who yell like Comanche Indians at a ball game on Saturday sit like wooden Indians in church on… — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
I was working for Time-Life Books from 1962 to 1970, as a staff writer, and after that, I was a journalist. Eventually,… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
They sent me the script and I thought that there was something very appealing and funny about it. Also, I was familiar… — Michael York Copy Share Image
I think both of those: the subject matter, pop culture... the talent, I don't think... there's no Jim Belushi in Saturday Night… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I would say what makes me vulnerable is when I allow my mind to spiral. You know? When I start not being… — Lauren Bowles Copy Share Image
When I spent time with my father, it wasn't playing ball in the back yard. I came to his office and listened… — Donald Trump, Jr Copy Share Image
Everything on Saturday morning [cartoons] moves alike that's one of the reasons it's not animation. The drawings are different, but everybody acts… — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
I joined the WGA when I got a writing job at 'Saturday Night Live.' That job was the first time I ever… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
In my grammar school years back in the 1920s I used my ten-cents-a-week allowance for Saturday matinees of Douglas Fairbanks movies. All… — Beverly Cleary Copy Share Image
I try to get in two runs during the week, after the 'Today' show, probably around 1 or 2 o'clock, Tuesday, Thursday.… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
We always had one eye on doing Saturday night TV even when we were back doing mornings. That's where we wanted to… — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
Some things you have to do every day. Eating about seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn't… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
Monday: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Tuesday: Ugh Wednesday: WHY?????????? Thursday: OMG! Friday: FINALLY!. Saturday: YES!!! Sunday: *Crying* — Moya Boo Copy Share Image
I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night! — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
I enjoy getting to work on 'Saturday Night Live', where I get to do people like David Paterson. And then, its like… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
There is something about being in a remote town where anything other than green fields, trees and Saturday football club is very… — Josh O'Connor Copy Share Image
I want to be known for the work I've done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights. I like to… — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
I was on dialysis for 18 months before the transplant, so it was important I tried to look ahead to days like… — Jonah Lomu Copy Share Image
I watched 'Land of the Lost' as a kid, you know, incessantly. I loved it. Me and my brother watched it every… — Michael Giacchino Copy Share Image
I was once invited to attend a private dinner for Senator John F. Kennedy. But it was a Saturday evening, and I… — Jack McDevitt Copy Share Image
It was Sunday morning (one a.m.), a not unusual time for some farmers, after a late Saturday night, to have a look… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
“I think Saturday may be Latin for "stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for… — Bart Millard Copy Share Image
“I make a rule that I will not work on Saturday or Sunday unless it’s an emergency or unless the show is… — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
I'd prefer no practices and just Saturday, Sunday. Just qualify Saturday morning, race Saturday afternoon, and race again Sunday. Less laps of… — Daniel Ricciardo Copy Share Image
Sunk in the grass of an empty lot on a spring Saturday, I split the stems of milkweed and thought about ants… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on Saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, which is the size… — Reed Hastings Copy Share Image
I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to… — Carl Icahn Copy Share Image
We went to see him later (on Saturday night) and he was sitting on his hospital bed, getting pelters from my missus… — Sean Lamont Copy Share Image
There's nothing quite like sitting watching the telly on a Saturday night. It has such a nice, homely feel. — Limmy Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm dragging my ass out to the airport at 8 a.m. on a Saturday and I'm wondering why I'm doing this,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
We recorded the record on a Saturday afternoon March 30th and I heard the record for the first time on April 6th.… — Lesley Gore Copy Share Image
By the time I was 7, I did walk-ons, catalogue modeling, you name it. In the Queens where I grew up, you… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image