Saturday night live Quotes · Page 2

I was hired as an assistant at 'SNL' in 2002.

— Lindsay Shookus

Being on 'SNL' has shaped me in many ways.

— Melissa Villasenor

Everyone at 'SNL' has inspired me.

— Chloe Fineman

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

— Willard Scott

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow,

— Jane Curtin

I would love to do 'SNL.'

— Ray J

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

— Maya Rudolph

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.

— Chris Kattan

I love comedy, but I was just obsessed with 'SNL' growing up.

— Abbi Jacobson

It's really hard to watch Leno. I set his chair on fire.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

— Jim Gaffigan

'SNL' was a dream come true for me. It was a fantastic year. I don't have any regrets.

— Michaela Watkins

My 'SNL' days of working through the night have come and gone.

— Seth Meyers

The nature of 'SNL' is that it's so in-the-moment.

— Bill Hader

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it…

— Lindsey Vonn

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking,…

— Tina Fey

I grew up practically getting into this business because of David Letterman. I wanted to do comedy-based interviews.

— Tom Green

I don't think we fully understood what the implications could be when we found out we were doing 'SNL.'

— Charlotte Caffey

My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig's from 'Saturday Night Live' or 'Bridesmaids.' Quirky, off the beaten path.

— Nicole Ari Parker

In high school, I was watching so much 'SNL,' learning the impressions that Dana Carvey and Jimmy Fallon did, mimicking Chris Farley…

— Melissa Villasenor

SNL' is something that in my bones, I dreamed of as a comedian, as a young kid. That to me is a…

— Ayo Edebiri

Sometimes I want to go into Saturday Night Live and rewrite some of the sketches because they're really not that good.

— Jamie Farr

I was just trying to blend the standup that I do almost with like the visual sketch stuff that I did on…

— John Mulaney

I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot…

— Kevin Nealon

I definitely knew I wanted to be an actor in high school. I was doing plays and musicals, and I loved 'Saturday…

— Jerry Trainor

There's no job like 'SNL.' There's no other job you go to where you're like, 'Oh, this is like that live, late-night…

— Taran Killam

I remember talking to comedian Jimmy Pardo about his experience waiting to hear about his own pilot, and we both agreed on…

— Pete Holmes

I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would…

— Norm MacDonald

I felt like people who had a lost mindset or who occasionally did stupid things were having a 'donkey' moment, or some…

— Charlamagne tha God

You know you're getting older when - well, first off, when you read almost any story that begins 'You know you're getting…

— Tom Shales

“Now that he was actually introducing Eleanor to his mom, he couldn’t help but see her the way his mom was going…

— Rainbow Rowell

“On the Saturday after the election, I turned on Saturday Night Live and watched Kate McKinnon open the show with her impression…

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

“Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Just to see…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

My brother, who's a few years older then me, went to college in New York. He said all of these people from…

— Zach Woods

“There are things I've given up on Like recording funny answering machine messages. It's part of growing older And the human race…

— David Berman

If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and…

— Adam Sandler

“The Runaway Five's obvious influence is The Blues Brothers. During localization, their black and white suits were made more colorful to avoid…

— Ken Baumann

“Kay lived in a house full of Robertson boys and men, and I’m still not sure how she survived. There were Phil,…

— Willie Robertson

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

— Eddie Murphy

Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.

— Jim Fowler