Sassy Quotes · Page 5

My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky.

— Jason Wu

When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose.

— Kourtney Kardashian

For such things as you, I can scarce think there's any, ye're so slight.

— William Shakespeare

“I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone.”

— D.H. Lawrence

In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.

— Henny Youngman

My personality is up and down, sassy and cheeky.

— Katy Perry

I don't think anyone can fall in love for ratings.

— Kourtney Kardashian

“Definitely a bit sassy. Maybe I bring that out in women. I advised her,”

— Nelson DeMille

“I don’t even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good…

— Shannon L. Alder

I'm tired of playing freaking cha-chas, the sassy CIA agent, the best friend homegirl. I'm tired of that!

— Melonie Diaz

I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet.

— Emo Philips

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

— Anonymous

I am an archetype. There's the fat, sassy, black friend, you know? That's an archetype that exists, but that's not truly me.

— Nicole Byer

People know I like to laugh and have a good time. Even when I'm sassy, it's still kind of stupid-silly.

— Alyssa Edwards

I don't feel ashamed to be loud, which is an argument I've had with lots of men, who thought I was too…

— SZA

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.

— Anonymous

“I waited here while you talked to Sorcha, who, by the way, is crazy. Now you are off to the mortal world…

— Melissa Marr

The guilty pleasure I miss most when I'm out slogging on the campaign trail is the chance to sprawl on the chaise…

— Maureen Dowd

After 'Arrested Development,' I didn't know for sure if I wanted to be an actor. I was hitting this wall, where I…

— Alia Shawkat

My very sassy, older southern sister is very quick to point out that it's a luxury that my daughter gets to come…

— Angela Kinsey

“I am teaching Perry grammar. He says he wants to learn to speak properly. I told him he should not call his…

— L.M. Montgomery

I never want to be too mean with my songs, but with 'I Hope It Rains' it was definitely somewhere in the…

— Jana Kramer

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936,…

— Mae West

I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it.

— Kourtney Kardashian

I'm a Miami girl so I really love to be sassy and get dressed up.

— Denise Bidot

The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.

— Jackie Vernon

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

— Margaret Smith

No man's pie is freed From his ambitious finger.

— William Shakespeare

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.

— Wanda Sykes

I can see his pride Peep through each part of him.

— William Shakespeare

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.

— Sarah Kane

Im usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend.

— Annie Parisse

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.

— William Shakespeare

More of your conversation would infect my brain.

— William Shakespeare

I like to sing along to Annie Lennox and pretend to be as sassy as her.

— Sophie Thompson

I'm very sassy. I want to show people in my album I'm not like my characters on TV.

— Ashley Tisdale

I'm sassy, even though I hate that word! I'm sensitive and cry real easily.

— Xosha Roquemore

I had rather chop this hand off at a blow, And with the other fling it at thy face.

— William Shakespeare

When you're the only girl in a family of men, you have to be pretty sassy.

— Susan Ford

There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.

— William Shakespeare