During divorce, we should always compromise...let's share....you take the grenade and I'll take the pin!!! — Susan Mathews Copy Share Image
I USE SARCASM AS A FUNNY WAY TO TELL YOU HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT YOU b''CH. — STENAYUCA/MARTINEZ Copy Share Image
You know a good day is when the shit hits the fan and I have time to duck — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You are free.You were born free and you can do whatever you want but between the limits” — Raya Hatahet Copy Share Image
“Compassion: listening to a month’s worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.” — Martyn V. Halm Copy Share Image
“i'm no good-girl-gone bad or goin O-na-na like Rihanna, but I'm gonna Work It like Iggy and Ride Like Lana.” — Bee Copy Share Image
“Welcome to the 21st century cosmopolitan world where biased thoughts preside over unbiased deeds, simple gestures become overrated gossip materials and injustice… — Adhish Mazumder Copy Share Image
“Who said the Arabs are incapable of breaking world records? Qatar has just set a new world record by becoming the first… — Mouloud Benzadi Copy Share Image
“(The Mona Lisa), that really is the ugliest portrait I’ve seen, the only thing that supposedly makes it famous is the mystery… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“It was a master surgeon, him that ampytated me - out of college and all - Latin by the bucket, and what… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Roses are Red, Facebook is Blue, no Mutal Friends, who the Hell are You? — John Martinez Copy Share Image
“Unalloyed Joy of Life has become a trademark; starting from the day, when the world economy has come to a standstill.” — sir kristian goldmund aumann Copy Share Image
