Sarcasm Quotes by Anonymous · Page 3

Sarcasm is my natural defense to fucking retards.

— Anonymous

Sarcasm is humor with an attitude.

— Anonymous

I'm sweet? It must be all the lemon juice I drank talking.

— Anonymous

I left my bed once. It was awful.

— Anonymous

There's no sin in loving a man, only pain.

— Anonymous

For all the people that are just that STUPID

— Anonymous

Cool Story Bro..Why Don't You Write A Book About iT Then Sell iT To Someone Who Actually Gives A Fuhk..!

— Anonymous

Tact is for people who aren't smart or witty enough to be sarcastic.

— Anonymous

I like messed up people, and I try to associate with them as much as I possibly can.

— Anonymous

Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if you're being honest.

— Anonymous

If you have to ask if Im being sarcastic, the answer is yes.

— Anonymous

Nobody cares unless you're good looking or dead, sad thing..

— Anonymous

If I ever wanted to commit suicide, I'd definitely jump from your ego level to your IQ level

— Anonymous

If your dick was as big as your mouth I might would have been impressed.

— Anonymous

Today's forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day...

— Anonymous

I hate when people say, He's nice once you get to know him. They might as well say, He's an asshole, but…

— Anonymous

I realy love when immature people tell you to grow up, when you're being the bigger person by blocking them or ignoring…

— Anonymous

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says haha good one and we laugh…

— Anonymous

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed & dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.

— Anonymous

I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm.

— Anonymous

Twitter is a great excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid.

— Anonymous

No, that dress doesn't make you seem fat...but your dependence on others' opinions definitely makes you seem shallow.

— Anonymous

Having sarcastic friends will make you more creative. Sarcasm is a brain stimulant

— Anonymous

Kids in the back seat cause accidents.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids..

— Anonymous

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

— Anonymous

Pop quiz: Your kid is being eaten by a camel. Do you... 1) Save your kid. 2) Take a picture

— Anonymous

Do you ever just look at someone and think Wow, let me take off your pants.

— Anonymous

Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can't tell if your being honest.

— Anonymous

*Saturday Nights* Me: Online, eating, watching tv. Everyone else: Partying, getting high & drunk.

— Anonymous

Saying to your friend, 'There's your best friend.' when you see someone that they hate.

— Anonymous

If someone called you: STUPID. Say: Compared to you, I'm Genius!

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when your sarcasm isn't understood in a text.

— Anonymous

Individuals who have a sarcastic personality tend to be more honest & upfront, the type of people you want as friends.

— Anonymous

Dear Job Application, if this is an entry level position, how am I supposed to have previous experience...

— Anonymous

There may be no excuse for laziness, but Im still looking...

— Anonymous

I'm a polite person. I'll tell you excuse me and shut the f*ck up in the same sentence.

— Anonymous

I love everybody...!!! Some I love to be around, some I love 2 avoid, and others I love to punch in the face…

— Anonymous

Though we adore men individually, we agree as a group they're rather stupid.

— Anonymous

Theres only so much sarcasm someone can do until its just being flat out mean.

— Anonymous

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question!

— Anonymous