Don't get too scared if a fat dude in red shows up at your door step and tries to wrap you up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was in college, I wanted to be editor of 'Reason' when I grew up. It was an impractical ambition, especially… — Virginia Postrel Copy Share Image
When I was 18 at the Santa Ana River Jetty is where I put my first board in the water that I… — Dick Dale Copy Share Image
I'm the youngest of five kids, and I wanted attention. And in Santa Barbara, there was lots of theater going on, so… — Anthony Edwards Copy Share Image
Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children's expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it's weird when you… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Beginning with Santa in infancy, and ending with the Tooth Fairy as the child acquires adult teeth. Or, plainly put, beginning with… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was a comic… — Geoffrey Canada Copy Share Image
“Residents of the squatter community of Christiana, Denmark, for example, have a Christmastide ritual where they dress in Santa suits, take toys… — David Graeber Copy Share Image
I had this grand idea that Elvira's kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you'd have an Elvira… — Cassandra Peterson Copy Share Image
One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky… — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
It's very important to not repeat yourself. After 'Delhi Belly,' I was offered 40 'Delhi Belly's and you can't do that! So… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the… — Sheila Siggins Copy Share Image
I was a trial lawyer. At the same time, I was a teacher. I taught about the political and social content of… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of reality as his peers.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The only school that let me in was U.C. Santa Cruz, which is where I went. They didn't have a journalism program,… — David Talbot Copy Share Image
The first sort of big present I remember getting from Santa Claus was quite a small telescope that I remember going into… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My father managed shopping malls when I was a kid, and my high school job was to dress up in an elf… — Karen Duffy Copy Share Image
Call a nursing home and get the names of five people who don't often receive mail. Send each one a Christmas card… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to the University of California, Santa Cruz for a year, which turned out to be a really vibrant, very intensive… — Tod Machover Copy Share Image
The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your… — Chris Ramsey Copy Share Image
Thank you for not pressing charges for having your kids sit on my lap, and not charging me for the lap dances… — RevWingman Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please, don't mix those two… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They were on the set of Bad Santa, but I tried to keep the headphones away from them. My kids have seen… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
For the art-historically informed, no art has truly shocked since November 19, 1971, when Chris Burden had himself shot in the arm… — Mark Kostabi Copy Share Image
“He said that every time that one person did something nice or helpful for another person it was because we held the… — Holly Rayner Copy Share Image
Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there… — Revilo P. Oliver Copy Share Image
This Christmas may Santa Claus get you lots and lots of gifts. May all those gifts be just want you always wanted.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy,… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
“Let's face it: most of our children believe that God is happy if they're "good for goodness' sake." We've transformed the holy,… — Elyse M. Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
My husband and I are building a 'green' house in Santa Ynez Valley. We bought 15 acres and we're going to build… — Jennie Garth Copy Share Image
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
“You have got to be kidding. Where'd they find it?" "I like to think it was Santa finally coming through on years… — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If I ever saw magic on television I would say: 'I want that. That's what I want from Santa Claus'. So the… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
“So if there was a Santa Claus, what would you ask him for?” he asked. You, she nearly said. She’d want him… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
