There are 18,000 police agencies in this country. There's no network requiring them to operate according to the same guidelines. — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
Steven Wright can do Steven Wright very well. Not everyone can do Steven Wright's jokes with the same results. — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
After I left the 'Daily Show,' I was kind of sitting out for five years. I know what it's like to not be able… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel I'm being animated, but it comes off differently. Unfortunately, I was cursed with these sleepy eyes. — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
There are plenty of people I've seen and thought that person is funny, or that person is really talented, and they've got something, but… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
Policing of the disabled and how many deaf people get shot by cops is sort of insane. And it's not talked about. — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
I think hard work is definitely a huge thing, but there is something, if you want to call it luck or whatever - a… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
I know for myself, every now and again on HBO, they'll show some of the young comedian specials from the '80s and early '90s,… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
When I worked on 'The Daily Show,' we had some puppets made of myself, John Oliver, and Jon Stewart. When I left the show,… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
When you put comedy in the room it's supposed to be in, you start learning it's a process. Not everything is a home run.… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
At 'The Daily Show,' we were satirizing a news program. You put somebody in a suit, you put 'em behind a desk, and they… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
There are 18,000 police agencies in this country. There's no network requiring them to operate according to the same guidelines. — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
