When I was a boy, we had forty five statues of saints in my house. Ever have ninety eyes looking at you every time you have to go to the bathroom? — Pat Cooper Copy Share Image
I was the worst bricklayer in the world. I can show you buildings I worked on - they're a hazard. I closed a window… — Pat Cooper Copy Share Image
One of my sisters wanted to be an opera singer. So, we spent a few dollars to try to train her, because Italian people… — Pat Cooper Copy Share Image
I remember on Thanksgiving all the kids wanted the drumstick. There were four of us then. Well, today you can go into the supermarket… — Pat Cooper Copy Share Image
I knew I loved it because I could take the failures. I was like a professional fighter - they're beat 20 times in a… — Pat Cooper Copy Share Image
My uncle was the first one in my family to get a telephone. It was like going to the moon. He came running over… — Pat Cooper Copy Share Image
When my mother would make me sandwiches for school - zucchini and eggs, pepper and eggs, everything was with eggs - the oil would… — Pat Cooper Copy Share Image
When I was a boy, we had forty five statues of saints in my house. Ever have ninety eyes looking at you every time… — Pat Cooper Copy Share Image
I say, when you tell the truth, you never offend nobody, particularly if you do it with dignity. — Pat Cooper Copy Share Image
