Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five. — Yogi Berra Copy Share
A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get… — Yogi Berra Copy Share