The White House encouraged Tom Brady to be more of a role model. They would've said more, but there was a drunken… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A top aide to Donald Trump says he quit the campaign this weekend because of Trump's public feuds, but Trump said he… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama recently said that his day is all about politics, so in the mornings he likes to watch ESPN. So if… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After months of negotiations, Iran has finally agreed to reduce its nuclear weapons program. Which was great until Putin showed up and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
During an interview, former President George W. Bush discussed his painting hobby and said, 'Never paint your wife or your mother.' Then… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a new interview, the president discussed the upcoming election. He said that Hillary Clinton is going to do great as a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush is facing criticism after it was just revealed that he checked off his race as 'Hispanic' on a voter registration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
MSNBC host Lawrence O'Donnell is saying Donald Trump lied when he said he made $20 million a year off his 'Apprentice' series… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
According to a new survey, almost half of the voters in Ohio, Florida, and Pennsylvania say that they do not trust Hillary… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton is receiving criticism after telling a crowd to 'unlock their full potential,' because that line is commonly used by another… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The Senate came one vote short of granting approval to build the Keystone pipeline. Democrats say the pipeline could accelerate global warming.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Senator Rand Paul reflected on Mitt Romney's potential 2016 campaign and said, 'It's sort of what Einstein said, that the definition of… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I saw that Donald Trump is selling his penthouse suite at the Trump Park Avenue building here in New York City for… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the White House confirmed that President Obama will meet with Pope Francis during his visit in September. Some experts are wondering… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton was actually inducted into the Irish American Hall of Fame yesterday. Hillary said she's very proud of her Irish heritage… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a new campaign ad, Jeb Bush referenced 'The Godfather' and said his nickname used to be 'Veto Corleone' because he vetoed… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The pipeline would run from Canada to the Gulf Coast. It'll be the biggest underground structure leading into the U.S. Then people… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Time magazine interviewed Bill Clinton about the current presidential campaign, and he claimed he had to ask Hillary to marry him three… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
At a recent education summit, President Obama admitted that he can't rap. When they heard, Americans said, 'Good!' — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Joe Biden went to Brazil in an effort to try and repair America's relationship with their government. Biden said, 'It's great to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
During a recent press conference, former President Jimmy Carter said he could never run for president today because he doesn't have a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Mike Huckabee said he's the only person who has fought the Clinton political machine and won. As opposed to Democratic candidate Bernie… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The White House announced that President Obama will attend a summit in Kenya this July. When asked if he's ever been to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama became the first sitting president to visit a federal prison yesterday. Obama said it was a good chance to talk… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in New York City this week. Hillary told them, 'Good luck with… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama said that if he could have any superpower, he'd want the ability to speak any language. That's so everyone in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
This morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
John McCain addressed critics who believe he will be too old to run for a sixth term in the Senate, saying that… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
This week Biden said that he will decide on a potential 2016 presidential campaign by the spring or the summer. Then he… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter said that he is open to letting transgender people serve in the military. He said there's no… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, 'We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.' This went… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
It was announced today that Iran has reached a deal with the U.S. to limit its nuclear program and send most of… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, 'Come… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama recently sat down with ESPN and said the NCAA should reduce the shot clock for basketball games. Then he said,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a recent interview, John McCain addressed Trump's campaign rally in Arizona and said that he just quote, 'fired up the crazies.'… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Marco Rubio's presidential campaign has raised $40 million in the last week. When he heard that, Rubio said, 'Hey, any chance I… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you're not… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
Despite Russia's move to raise interest rates this week, the value of the ruble has continued to crash. Russia's economy is so bad, Edward… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share
