Okay, Shane," Agnes said as Brenda's clock gonged midnight. "I got Joey in the kitchen, a cop in the front hall, a… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
It was a lot easier when we could just brand'em," Ben said. "Then everybody'd know not to mess with our womenfolk. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Dead woman are not romantic,' Sophie said flatly. 'Okay, she's not dead,' Phin said. 'The bear ate her, and she came her… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Have you talked to North?" he said. "Yes," she said. "I asked him to get us cable." "I wish you weren't talking… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him. What?' Ronald… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
she was just…beaming at me, and I thought she’d won the lottery or something, her smile was that big. I asked what… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
So I know you must have a plan and this wolf—" "Beast," Min said. "—frog, whatever, can't fit your plan." "He's not… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Well, you won't unless you come to lunch with me," Cal said. "I'm holding it for ransom. There's a gun to its… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Any instructions?” Carpenter said. “Yeah,” Shane said. “Shoot anybody who looks at Agnes funny. And anybody else you don’t like. I’m getting… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
I'm Min's fairy godmother, Charm Boy,' Liza said, frowning down at him. 'And if you don't give her a happily ever after,… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass." "He did that on… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
I adored you,” North said. “I just didn’t tell you. You were the most amazing thing that had ever happened to me.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
no more pep talks about believing in toads," Liza said. "Don't they turn into princeses when you kiss them?" Bonnie said. "Thats… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Tomorrow we go back to normal?" "Sure," Mab said. "It'll be like none of this happened. Except I'll still be pregnant, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Bet you ten bucks we make it." What are the odds? she thought, and realized with sudden, blinding clarity that she wouldn't… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“She gave Rachel her usual obsessively loving smile, including Phin in it, too, as her future son-in-law. Such a nice couple , her smile… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
“She had to be the calmest woman in the world. Either that or she trusted him completely. That was depressing somehow. He went to… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
“He picked up the biscuit box and said, "Come on, Marlene. Back into hiding in case somebody comes looking for you, although only God… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
“At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice. "You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,”… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
“Gabe turned his head to look up at her. The moon came through the skylight and backlit Chloe's short blonde curls, making her look… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
Where were all the women gamblers? It wasn't as if being a woman wasn't a huge risk all by itself. Twenty-eight percent of female… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
“Exciting wasn't turning out obe as easy as she'd thought it would be, but it was definitely worth pursuing.” — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
![“Sophie held the [hand]cuffs higher, hopint to instill some sense of shame, if not in him, then at least in herself. One look at him and she wanted him again. "I found them in the bed." "That makes sense," Phin said. "That's where I lost them." "I'd ask what you were doing with them," Sophie said…” quote by Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41e/jennifer-crusie-2092_bed_sophie-held-the-hand-cuffs-higher-hopint_1486448.png)
