Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Later," Fang said to Ella and Dr. Martinez in that gushy, hyperemotional, overdramatic way he has. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
It's always refreshing to meet someone crazier than us," I said. "We seem so normal afterward. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
This is not a democracy," I said, understanding he fear but unable to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.” “I prefer canine-American,” said Total. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
"Yeah sure, why not?" i said, making a mental note to get a good look at his wings. For all I knew,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Fang? Are you- like Max?" asked Dr. Martinez. "Nope,"he said, sounding bored. "I'm the smart one." I resisted the urge to kick… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Then I found it: the source of the blood, the place where he'd been shot. 'Total?' I said, and I got a… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Please, sit down," Sharon said with another hair toss. I made a mental note to practice doing that in a mirror the… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
So Fnick, can I change channel?" Iggy asked. "There's a game on." "Make yourself at home, Figgy." Fang said. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
After all, Fnick is Superman," said Iggy. "Shut up, Jeff," I said, but I was smiling. I lifted Iggy's fingers to my… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Hello, Max," he said quietly, searching my face. "How do you feel?" Which was a ten on the "imbecilic question" scale of… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Hey. Not sure what’s going on-gonna go find out. Be careful and don’t do anything stupid. Don’t come after me-your better on… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance form their fathers' stomachs.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
When did they start coming after you?” “Was it—was it after the oil- slick Hummer crash?” the Gasman asked Iggy tentatively. My… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
You could have gotten a car with GPS," Total said helpfully. Yes," I said "Or we could have brought along a dog… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Dear God," said Nudge under her breath, "I want real parents. But I want them to want me too. I want them… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I'm going to turn fifteen tomorrow," i said, warming to the idea. "It's high time. I can't remember when i turned fourteen."… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I tried to shake some water off. "I got a message from Angel,"i said, scanning the tunnel."She says there's massive danger down… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Don’t ever leave me again,” I said in a tiny voice. I won’t,” he promised into my hair, sounding most un-Fang-like. “I… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
It sucked, but it was way cool at the same time," Gazzy said. "I felt like the Blue Angels!" "Yeah, except the… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Look, we're trying to explore other options to your retirement," the whitecoat said. "You might be useful to us in other ways."… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
We all love each other, Ange," I said impatiently, hating this whole conversation. "No, not like this," she went on relentlessly. "Fang… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I had a question. "Why does the name Pearl Harbor sound so familiar?" The lieutenant colonel's eyes narrowed. "Pearl Harbor is the… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings." "Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, every time someone said “debriefing,” the entire flock had one image: someone’s tighty-whities disappearing in a flash. We were smothering our… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
There was something I needed to say. “Sorry. About before.” Fang shot a sideways glance at me, his eyes dark and inscrutable,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total) — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I love you Max,"Fang said..."God, Max I love you so much." I know. I thought. I've always known — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Listen up,” I said urgently. “It’s time to round up your gear. I’m gonna check in with Patrick, and then we’re getting… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
choose now," he spat, his eyes practically shooing sparks. "me or him." gosh,Fang, you romantic fool," i said sarcastically."howw incredibly sexist pig… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other. — James Patterson Copy Share
“The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World—when it’s pouring rain. And all there… — James Patterson Copy Share
As we go through this transition where a lot more people will be reading on devices, nobody is paying enough attention to make sure… — James Patterson Copy Share
Max—you have a bigger mission than finding the flock's parents. Focus on helping the whole world, not just your friends. I held my wings… — James Patterson Copy Share
You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work. — James Patterson Copy Share
There are reasons people seek escape in books, and one of those reasons is that the boundary of what can happen is beyond what… — James Patterson Copy Share
I get up every morning and chop wood, and I pretty much do it seven days a week, and I like to do it.… — James Patterson Copy Share
Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said the Gasman. — James Patterson Copy Share
“It was scary. More than Sara could possibly know. More than anybody ought to know, or ever would. History wasn't for the general public--it… — James Patterson Copy Share
Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not knowing where… — James Patterson Copy Share
I'm a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really well for… — James Patterson Copy Share
When my son, Jack, was four, I had to make a trip to Los Angeles. I asked him if he was going to miss… — James Patterson Copy Share