It's always refreshing to meet someone crazier than us," I said. "We seem so normal afterward. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total) — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I love you Max,"Fang said..."God, Max I love you so much." I know. I thought. I've always known — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Yeah,” said Iggy. “But what now? Let’s do something fun.” I guess being on the run from bloodthirsty Erasers and insane scientists… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
He nuzzled my neck, inhaling deeply. “Mmm. You smell so good.” “Oh, yeah,” I said, smirking. “I call this new perfume ‘Le… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I couldn’t leave Total behind.” “Total?” Iggy asked. “That’s what his card said,” Angel explained. “Totally a mutant dog who will probably… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
There is a lot to be said for collaboration, and it should be seen as just another way to do things as… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Jeez, was that a lion? Please tell me it’s behind bars.” “It’s a zoo, Iggy,” Nudge said, taking his arms and leading… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
We’ll be back!” he snarled. It was really Ari’s voice. Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang — James Patterson Copy Share Image
The house was on fire," i greeted them tersely. "In case you're interested." they both glanced up overhead as if to make… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Sighing, she gave a brief nod. “I was supposed to win. I was supposed to finish you off. They never counted on… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Gazzy: "What does that mean?" (points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I flipped down the visor so I could check myself in the mirror, and something small and heavy dropped into my lap.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
"You were designed to be very smart, Max," she told me. "We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
When my son, Jack, was four, I had to make a trip to Los Angeles. I asked him if he was going… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Max, you're acting like a child, the Voice said. You're above rebelling against your fate just to rebel. You've got a date… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
We all love each other, Ange," I said impatiently, hating this whole conversation. "No, not like this," she went on relentlessly. "Fang… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I had a question. "Why does the name Pearl Harbor sound so familiar?" The lieutenant colonel's eyes narrowed. "Pearl Harbor is the… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings." "Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, every time someone said “debriefing,” the entire flock had one image: someone’s tighty-whities disappearing in a flash. We were smothering our… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
There was something I needed to say. “Sorry. About before.” Fang shot a sideways glance at me, his eyes dark and inscrutable,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?" Fang asked severely, putting his hands on his hips. Nudge giggled. "No." "Been… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Well, it's like I have a GPS inside me," I told them. "One of the talking ones. I tell it where I… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Don’t ever leave me again,” I said in a tiny voice. I won’t,” he promised into my hair, sounding most un-Fang-like. “I… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Later," Fang said to Ella and Dr. Martinez in that gushy, hyperemotional, overdramatic way he has. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
What are you doing here?” [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies,” I said. “Want some? The Samoas are terrific.” (Max II to… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I fell into a deep sleep tucked in that little cocoon, a deeper sleep than I might of had in years. Right… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other. — James Patterson Copy Share
“The next forty-five minutes in that office was about as much fun as a day at Disney World—when it’s pouring rain. And all there… — James Patterson Copy Share
As we go through this transition where a lot more people will be reading on devices, nobody is paying enough attention to make sure… — James Patterson Copy Share
Max—you have a bigger mission than finding the flock's parents. Focus on helping the whole world, not just your friends. I held my wings… — James Patterson Copy Share
You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work. — James Patterson Copy Share
There are reasons people seek escape in books, and one of those reasons is that the boundary of what can happen is beyond what… — James Patterson Copy Share
I get up every morning and chop wood, and I pretty much do it seven days a week, and I like to do it.… — James Patterson Copy Share
Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars. Cool!' said the Gasman. — James Patterson Copy Share
“It was scary. More than Sara could possibly know. More than anybody ought to know, or ever would. History wasn't for the general public--it… — James Patterson Copy Share
Did I want a dog? No. Did I need a dog? Also no. We were six kids running for our lives, not knowing where… — James Patterson Copy Share
I'm a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really well for… — James Patterson Copy Share
When my son, Jack, was four, I had to make a trip to Los Angeles. I asked him if he was going to miss… — James Patterson Copy Share