“So, Wax,” Wayne butted in. “Where did you say that bloke was who had my hat?” “I told you that he got… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone? — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a… — Red Buttons Copy Share Image