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Donald Trump's not backing down. Yesterday he said he doesn't need to be lectured by the other Republican candidates, who he says… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Now that physics is proving the intelligence of the universe what are we to do about the stupidity of mankind? I include… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
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When Emily Dickinson's poems were published in the 1890s, they were a best-seller; the first book of her poems went through eleven… — Robert Hass Copy Share Image
He liked to think that Heaven was what each person wanted it to be. He could see no future in lying around… — Elmer Kelton Copy Share Image
Thank God for grace, Ye who weep only! If, as some have done, Ye grope tear-blinded in a desert place And touch… — Elizabeth Barrett Browning Copy Share Image
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Oh,' she said, too bone-weary to pretend: 'I would far rather that I love you as I saw yesterday I do than… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
It is equally unreasonable to run a university as a "participatory democracy," the approach to governance that once existed in Europe. That… — Henry Rosovsky Copy Share Image
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The government of a nation itself is usually found to be but the reflux of the individuals composing it. The government that… — Samuel Smiles Copy Share Image
Oh, thou did'st then ne'er love so heartily. If thou rememb'rest not the slightest folly That ever love did make thee run… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
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I went up on my toes to kiss him, and he groaned. "Do you really think this is appropriate on school grounds?"… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
There is no domestic issue more important to America in the long run than the conservation and proper use of our natural… — Gaylord Nelson Copy Share Image
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All the great enterprises of the world are run by a few smart men: their aides and associates run down by rapid… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
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Everybody knows - but no one wants to say - that the Democratic Party has become the party of special interest bigots… — David Horowitz Copy Share Image
It's important to run not on the fast track, but on your track. Pretend that you have only six months to live,… — Mike Davies Copy Share Image
...there was some kind of connection between the capacity to love and the capacity to love *running*. The engineering was certainly the… — Christopher McDougall Copy Share Image
The process has now run full circle: Preaching originates in personal counseling; preaching is personal counseling on a group basis; personal counseling… — Harry Emerson Fosdick Copy Share Image
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In the long run men inevitably become the victims of their wealth. They adapt their lives and habits to their money, not… — Herbert Croly Copy Share Image