According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
“Sure we all enjoy movies, books and TV shows that portray people putting principles ahead PFB personal gain. But it might be time to… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of writing a children's story about a leaf on a tree who arrogantly insists he's a self-made, independent leaf. Then one day… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I believe I've spent my life expecting people to behave in a certain way. I believe that when they didn't behave according to my… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
That's a discovery process. That's the terrifying and wonderful part about getting picked up to series. You get to develop the stories and talk… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
