“Ruby: I’ve decided. I’m putting my Gary on a diet. Rosie: You’re putting him on a diet? How on earth can you… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“Childbirth is nothing compared to exercise, and Gary was a big baby. This is what they should do to prisoners of war… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“The hips were the leaders of this conspiracy. So I rang my boss and held the phone to my hips so he… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“So I left my wonderfully intelligent family and soaked myself in the bath and considered drowning myself. Then I remembered I still… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“Don't worry, nothing speaks louder than a lifetime of regret and self-loathing.” — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“Edith says that there are some people in the world that don't you all the time or play games but they still love you.… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“Ruby: How nice for you all. How is the wonderfully helpful Ursula? Rosie: Wonderfully helpful. Yesterday she told me I had problems discussing my… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“If you can't put magnolia on a wall then there are always a million other colors you can use, if you can't pay your… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
As the rain falls and the sun shines, they grow, grow, grow; minds so open, they go through life aware and accepting, seeing light… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
Her best friend was gone and nobody understood that no amount of makeup, fresh air or shopping was going to fill the hole in… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
Alex: Rosie, I wanted you to be the first person to no that I’ve decided to become a heart surgeon! Rosie: Cool, does it… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
Holly's theory about the army," Sharon explained. And what is it?" Denise asked, intrigued. Oh, that fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
“Fairy tales are such evil little stories for young children. Every time I’m in a mess I expect a long-haired posh-speaking man to come… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
I always pushed myself. Whenever I felt I needed to stop, I made myself run faster. — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
I always take a story that's kind of out there, like an urban myth. I take some possibility that people imagine, that they are… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
