“It probably says something about the state of your love life that your girlfriend promising to try and murder slightly fewer people seems like a really sweet and romantic gesture.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“Behind my eyelids, I saw him dancing in spirals of coloured light, emerald, blue, and brilliant purple, enfolding him like the wings of an… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“He kissed me. And it was the most Oliver kiss. His hands cupping my face gently to draw me to him, and his lips… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“All sense, all judgement, overthrown by a h-dropping, glottal-stopping glitter pirate, and I didn't have to care.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“Shut up. For the love of Jesus fucking Christ on a moose , shut up. I'm trying to get off here." He fell on… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“When I was lost in the fog, it was as though nothing else existed. And, afterwards, it seemed incomprehensible that I had ever really… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“So, lemme get this right. We're gonna make a go of it. You and me? Togevver? Even though I'm orange and you're mental?” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“He grinned, teeth and dimples and freckles moving like dust in a ray of sunlight. "Ayup, petal." Oh ” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“Bitter experience has taught me that you don't engage with intellectually superior wankers who make long speeches about moral relativism.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“Did happiness always used to be this complicated?" Amy asked after a bit. I shrugged, " I have no idea. Happiness and I are… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“But I would fight for Darian. Sacrifice be damned, selfish or not, hopeless or not, I would fight for Darian. I had not expectations… — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
