“Dear Uncle Bernard - Your niece Frances - a four-eyed, French-plaited platypus awaiting the evaporation of h baby fat - thanks you very much for the romantic advice. But I've never been one to spend time thinking about why men… — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“I am in no mood to fulminate on paper--I wish the two of us were in a room together talking of what matters most,… — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“...to be Catholic was to belong to an ethnic group, not a religion. You didn’t really have to believe it, or act like you… — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“...but I was not very good at hiding my displeasure at mental sleepiness and mediocrity” — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“Your face says so much in so little time, you let everything you're thinking bloom upon your face, and I can't think of anything… — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“... but I couldn't quite believe that sex was the motivating force behind all human behavior, and that I was left out of the… — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“But women are awful for the same reason men are awful: limited scope.” — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“You and I are so different: I am one word at a time one foot in front of the other, slowly, always testing how… — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“A man always wants his friends to be a little in love with his beloved too.” — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“Dear Uncle Bernard - Your niece Frances - a four-eyed, French-plaited platypus awaiting the evaporation of h baby fat - thanks you very much… — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“It makes me think that a marriage of true minds - to again quote Shakespeare - is in many ways just dumb luck.” — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
