Of all the frictional resistances, the one that most retards human movement is ignorance. — Nikola Tesla Copy Share Image
I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
Martin Luther King demeans his race and retards the advancement of his people. — Strom Thurmond Copy Share Image
You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
& your just jealous because we act like retards in public and people still love us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But now I. Never. Do. Anything. For anybody. Except retards I don't even give a shit about.” — John Green Copy Share Image
Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up… — Larry David Copy Share Image
The man who will neither play nor do business unless everything is just to his liking and notions, retards rather than contributes… — Henry Latham Doherty Copy Share Image
Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards...There's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“CARTER It’s whatever. Truth. People are not comfortable with difference. You know? Fags, retards, cripples. Fat people. Old folks, even. They scare… — Neil LaBute Copy Share Image
It's interesting, once I have convinced people that, yes, I have a sister with a mental disability, the retard jokes really dry… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
“How do two retards eat a turd sandwich? Well, not by first wiping their ass with wheat bread like I showed them.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I hate retards all they have to do is say their alphabet and they pass the ninth grade! — Madison Copy Share Image
It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches O Houlihan — Dodgeball Copy Share Image