Retainer Quotes by Dead Kennedys

Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of fun.

— Dead Kennedys

A magazine says your face don't look right unless you wear our brand new wonder creme tonight.

— Dead Kennedys

Forget honesty, forget creativity, the dumbest buy the mostest.

— Dead Kennedys

Surround you with pop fantasies just slightly out of reach to soften all the blows of your forced daily routine.

— Dead Kennedys

Help me hate the world.

— Dead Kennedys

We wanna save the whales, we'll watch them feed. Buzz around them in boats, 'til they won't breed.

— Dead Kennedys

Anarchy sounds good to me. Then someone asks, who'd fix the sewers?

— Dead Kennedys

Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had.

— Dead Kennedys

Any kind of real change takes more time and work than changing channels on a TV set.

— Dead Kennedys

Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.

— Dead Kennedys

I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.

— Dead Kennedys

Freedom scares you because it means responsibility.

— Dead Kennedys

We want people boiling for revenge in their living rooms so we can go play shoot-em-up anywhere we choose.

— Dead Kennedys

People will always do drugs, let's legalize them.

— Dead Kennedys

Hate to interrupt, but it's against the law to jump off this bridge. You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else.

— Dead Kennedys