“But naturally Jackson's giving Danny the play-by-play because, hello, if you were Jackson and Gloria liked you, wouldn't you be renting a billboard about it?” — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
We’re never gonna understand women. They’re way too complex. You’ve got too many variables to consider. PMS, bad hair days, miscellaneous mood swings .… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
She's not going to let go until she sees for herself that there's nothing left to hold on to. — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
Derek’s like, “So . . . what do you want to do first?” “I don’t know.” “Feel like ice cream?” “It’s, like, three degrees… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
Thats all I need. To find a soul mate to share my life with. To have a love so epic it will never die. — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
“That's the thing about being hooked on a girl. You see what else is going on around you. You notice other girls. But it… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
“Do you like Rhiannon more than me?" ... They're two completely different concepts. When a girl asks you a question like that, there's no… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
I can’t tell how much of our connection is because of the things we still have in common or the one thing that bonds… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
Because my life isn't going to wait around while I figure out how to make it work. — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
“I've come full circle after a long journey, even though I’ve only been at sleep-away camp for two months. But this is such a… — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
