“I want a new liver to replace my heart." "Um, why?" "Because then I could drink more and care less.” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“Thanks baby, but I won't be sharing you with another man or woman. You're mine and I don't share. Ever." My pulse spiked. "I… — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“The fourth is a sentence. When a woman says 'It's okay, don't worry about it,' you do worry about it. You worry a lot… — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“Aideen grinned. "That's why God invented push up bras." I gave her a get-real look. "God didn't create push up bras, man did." Aideen… — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“I sat back and stared down at Alec's goods. "What the fuck? That is a forearm not a fucking cock!” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“I more than like you but don't feel near love yet, so I put the word love and like together and got live so… — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“Alec raised his eyebrows and looked very confused. "Wait. They don't mean it's okay, and that I don’t have to worry about it? Why… — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“Second word is 'Nothing'. By the might of God Alec, when a woman says nothing is wrong, something is definitely fucking wrong.” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“Hold up, buddy. A contract? Is this conversation about to get Fifty Shades of Grey?” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“Hey, you arrived safely?" Aideen asked when she answered. I grinned. "No, we died. I'm callin' to tell you that you get to keep… — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“When a woman tells you to 'Go ahead,' you do not, under any circumstances go ahead. You retreat to a safe distance and observe… — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“A few moments passed by until I heard a door open, a few light footsteps then a whisper,"If she has blonde hair, a mole… — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
“The third word is 'Whatever'. This is another way for ladies to say fuck you.” — L.A. Casey Copy Share Image
