Modern Day Genius Idea - The second day you wear your fat jeans... you feel kind of skinny! — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
It's not your lack of integrity that bothers me most, it's your lack of humanity. — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
Apparently in Los Algadones, when they say Massage they don't mean.. a professional Massage... Oh no... we only do massage with happy ending... — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
Eating girlscout cookies while gimped up.... and I looked down (my shirt) and thought... WOW that's where the rest of my cookie went! — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
Being nice to someone you'd rather shank isn't being fake... it's sucking it up, acting like an adult, and avoiding prison — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
It's not always easy to hug a hedgehog, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't. — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
I'm sorry you think I am a bitch sir... I had every intention of being super awesome today.... but unfortunately you pushed my bitch… — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
Thank you Gag Reflex... for reminding me that there are some people who just make me throw up a little in my mouth every… — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
