If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland Copy Share Image
I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous. — John Green Copy Share Image
“At least reindeer kisses do not cause me to take leave of my senses.” — Shelly Thacker Copy Share Image
“Clearly, Siberian reindeer are not fighting over drugged urine for its nutrative value.” — David J. Linden Copy Share Image
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. — Johnny Marks Copy Share Image
I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in… — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image
Camels are snobbish and sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurasthenic-- even murderous. Reindeer seem over-serious. — Marianne Moore Copy Share Image
I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and… — Joe Pantoliano Copy Share Image
“Altogether elsewhere, vast Herds of reindeer move across Miles and miles of golden moss, silently and very fast.” — W.H. Auden Copy Share Image
“My heart is smaller,” she whispered. “Of course,” said the woman. “Reindeer have greater hearts than humans. They have to, to give… — T. Kingfisher Copy Share Image
A reindeer is a deer with antlers, kind of close to caribou. They're small. It's like a big Great Dane. I don't… — Scott Michael Foster Copy Share Image
Multiculturalism means your kid has to learn some wretched tribal dirge for the school holiday concert instead of getting to sing 'Rudolph… — Henry Hazlitt Copy Share Image
When I was out for the Christmas Holidays in school, I would go skiing up to the mountains and there they had… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
I remember when driving and traveling through Lapland, every road is surrounded by huge beautiful trees. Eight out of 10 times I… — Nick Viall Copy Share Image
The Sun, each second, transforms four million tons of itself into light, giving itself over to become energy that we, with every… — Rob Brezsny Copy Share Image
All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He went into another gale of laughter, then made his way through the crowd to the Squire, where he finally concluded the… — Amelia C. Houghton Copy Share Image
I am always amazed by the novel angles that people come up with for kids' Christmas books. Even if a family is… — Jabari Asim Copy Share Image
I wasn't exposed to art as I was growing up, and can't recall the first time I saw a work of art.… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I detest 'Jingle Bells,' 'White Christmas,' 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,' and the obscene spending bonanza that nowadays seems to occupy not… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“Am I doing it right?” he asks as he speeds up his movements. I hear the nervousness in his voice. My hands… — Candi Kay Copy Share Image
“Twas the night before Christmas—well, the late afternoon, in fact, but who could tell at the North Pole in the middle of… — Kat Richardson Copy Share Image
“Many came but only two blue did appear. Enlaced in a sleigh, all happy the reindeer, Rolled in the snow that covered… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
Americanomics works, and I won't argue that is true. But if the economy is getting better, getting better for who? Well, if… — Kool Moe Dee Copy Share Image
“I don't give a flying flip who you are or that you're a foot and a half taller than me and probably… — Candi Kay Copy Share Image
“When she came to the finger-post She turned right and walked as far as the mountains. Patches of snow lay under the… — Eiléan Ní Chuilleanáin Copy Share Image
I had to get a driver's license and drive to St. Louis to find the punk-rock scene that was happening there. And… — Michael Stipe Copy Share Image
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If I'm not ready, the sled isn't going to go. — Kevin Garnett Copy Share Image
Why did the reindeer wear black boots? Because his brown ones were all muddy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Having to act like an adult because I was directing a big movie but also feeling like a child because we had… — Todd Strauss-Schulson Copy Share Image
