Alice In Wonderland

We're all mad here. -The Cat

— Alice In Wonderland

Curiosity often leads to trouble.

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Off with her head! -The Queen

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Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only knew how to begin.…

— Alice In Wonderland

“Have I go Mad?, I'm afraid so. You're entirely Bonkers. But I will tell a secret , all the best people are.”

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Tut, tut, child! Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it. -The Duchess

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Speak English! I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either! -Eaglet

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What is the use of a book, without pictures or conversations? -Alice

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Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction. -Doorknob

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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at. -The Hatter

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No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow. -Mad Hatter

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Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with, and then the different branches of arithmetic...Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision. -The Mock Turtle

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Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin; but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever…

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Now, I give you fair warning, either you or your head must be off, and that in about half no time! Take…

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If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does. -The Duchess

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There's a large mustard-mine near here. And the moral of that is...The more there is of mine, the less there is of…

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“am i insane" asked alice "yes, but all the best people are" replied her father”

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Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves. -The Duchess

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Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. -The Mock Turtle

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Oh my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting! -Rabbit

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Why is a raven like a writing desk? -The Hatter

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Sentence first...verdict afterwards. -The Queen

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“You can always take more than nothing”

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Curiouser and curiouser! -Alice

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We called him Tortoise because he taught us. -The Mock Turtle

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You're nothing but a pack of cards! -Alice

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If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.…

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It would be so nice if something made sense for a change. -Alice

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If you don't know where you want to go, then it doesn't matter which path you take.

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“Alice: Why is a raven like a writing desk? Hatter: I haven't the faintest idea.”

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I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see. -Alice

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It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.

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Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop. -The King

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How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fishes in With gently smiling jaws! The Caterpillar

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Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is...oh dear! I shall…

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What is the use of repeating all that stuff, if you don't explain it as you go on? It's by far the…

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Ah! Then yours wasn't a really good school. Now at ours they had at the end of the bill. French, music, and…

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Your knife is necessary, but not sufficient. Always collect what's useful. Reject only your ignorance and you might survive.

— Alice In Wonderland