I swear, every person I know gets far more satisfaction from doing good deeds than receiving them. Maybe that’s the whole point in the end, all of us putting up with good deeds, tolerating them as best we can, counting… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
“Talk Back? That's really what it's called? You're supposed to walk into some church basement and say, 'I'm here to learn how to Talk… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
“I saw something I wanted to do and I decided to do it. The feeling of freedom it gave me- I can't even describe… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
I ultimately decided to hold my tongue and settle instead for the comfort of ignorance. Not knowing the truth, I retained hope, and that… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
And have your mother put my head on a stake? Do you have any notion what that would do to my handsome good looks? — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
I swear, every person I know gets far more satisfaction from doing good deeds than receiving them. Maybe that’s the whole point in the… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
And that's where our conversation went from there, than God, both of us laughing our butts off at the thought of a hoops game… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
Sometimes,well,all the time,I can't think of what to say because I'm so dumb and stuff,and then maybe I think of it like five days… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
“And it occurred to me that the reason she makes it work, probably, is because she's so comfortable with herself. And you know, that's… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
“I hurled the slipper at him, not caring if I caused his decapitation. (I did not.)” — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
“Hell is paved with good intentions. Heaven is paved with Oreos.” — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
What is a staircase, but a corridor improved by elevation? — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image