“All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is an alien, and Spiderman had that radioactive spider. Me? I kissed a janitor in the school bathroom” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Okay, I should probably mention right here that Brandon used the real word, but this is my story, so I'm cleaning it up a little.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
