The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing. They always say, 'Everything happens for a reason.' As lame as that sounds, I guess… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke? — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone.… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I get asked to do benefits a lot and I've decided I've got to be a bit more discerning, I can't just do all… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring! — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave. — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
![“[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a cup of coffee before I noticed there was lipstick on the cup. There was wadded-up gum and lipstick on the napkin. I must have been sitting on that woman's lap for an hour.” quote by Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f87/laura-kightlinger-24538_cities_on-living-in-new-york-city-i-m-oblivious_55113.jpg)
