“...the one consistent thing I have found is that there really is no normal when it comes to women.” — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“zoey: Holy crap, Aphrodite! Could you not sneak up and scare me? Aphrodite: No one was sneaking and holy crap is that a curse?… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
“The ability to accessorize is what elevates us from lower-life forms," I said in my lecture voice, choosing a pair of diamond-studded drops for… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
“You asked what you’d done to displease me and I told you: you’re breathing. And in much too close a proximity to me. That… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
“She turned her face to me. 'Can you tell I've been crying?' "For the gazillionth time, no. You look fine.' Shit. I knew it.… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
“Adam's gaze quickly shifted from the full tattoo on my face, to the V-neck of my T-shirt and the glimpse of tattooing across my… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
“So, even in the midst of craziness and exhaustion and a life-changing chaos,I was filled with peace and the sweet knowledge that I was… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
“Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?' 'Yes, Grandma, you did.' She looked at me, her dark eyes… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
“it's hard to march purposefully, or in any other way, when your thighs are screaming like Richard Simmons in a candy store- good God,… — P.C. Cast Copy Share
