So I was thinking I go to America. I think that would work, conquering America. Because they're so upbeat and positive and polite. — Diane Morgan Copy Share
I'm often spotted when I'm staring at something open-mouthed and I'm sure people must think I'm not acting. — Diane Morgan Copy Share
I think some people can't understand why you wouldn't want kids but I can't see any advantages at all. We're overpopulated as it is.… — Diane Morgan Copy Share
While other kids were into New Kids on the Block, I was into Harold Lloyd and Stan Laurel. — Diane Morgan Copy Share
There are always going to be angry people. I never get involved in Twitter. 'Cause where does it end? You just end up with… — Diane Morgan Copy Share
I don't want to do many panel shows. I'm a comic actor, not a comedian. There would be something wrong in Steve Coogan or… — Diane Morgan Copy Share
People get so heated about it and can't see the funny side, I think. And plus, everything's been said. It must be really difficult… — Diane Morgan Copy Share
I love talking about myself! Why would you not want to talk about yourself? — Diane Morgan Copy Share
I've only written stand-up and sketch before, so writing something long-form on my own is proving quite difficult. But I'm enjoying it as well. — Diane Morgan Copy Share
I've always wanted to do a sketch show. And they've sort of gone out of fashion for a bit, or they've just stopped doing… — Diane Morgan Copy Share
