When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let herself go.' — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
If I were a teacher, I wouldn't just test the student mind ... I would test the entire student body. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
I extend my condolences to those who have lost a loved one by saying, Good mourning. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for all three. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
My imaginary girlfriend's giving up sex for Lent. Palm Sunday's taking on a whole new meaning for me. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
If Obama had his way no one would win a football game. Each score would be distributed equally and everyone gets a trophy even… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
I like to play hide and seek with my inner child. And when I find him I beat him with a stick. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
Happy Valentine's Day. Hope you're spending the evening with someone special. Or at least with some one who doesn't stink. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another One Bites… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
Did you notice all of the cops pulling people over and writing tickets in the freezing weather this morning? Neither did I … — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
Now I know why they call them pay stubs. My take home pay has been amputated. Thanks Obama. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
Why do people want to be gay married? If I get married again, I'm changing the vows from Til Death Do Us Part to… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share
