I deal out of a reality that isn't real. I'm sorry. I don't know what that means. I don't really know what… — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
It's hard to do a variety show. It's hard to do all that small talk and make it sound real. — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
I think what's hysterically funny is a guy who sets himself up as the most confident, everything's-perfect, know-it-all, things-are-swell human being and then gets… — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
Laurel and Hardy have this love relationship. Why? This little Englishman screwed Hardy up, physically, every day of his life! Why is he with… — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
I had no ambition to go into show business when I was growing up. I started out as an advertising copywriter and evolved into… — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
It always tickles me to think of the meetings Super Dave has after every show. — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
I came up with the idea of a daredevil who's going to go upside down, in a metal car, at 90 mph, and it's… — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
When you have a star, he becomes the focus of a variety show, and he has to take himself seriously. But with Super Dave,… — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
I deal out of a reality that isn't real. I'm sorry. I don't know what that means. I don't really know what I do. — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
Instead of eating, I do Botox. I have about 1,100 pounds of Botox all over my body. It's a body Botox and if it… — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
It's hard to do a variety show. It's hard to do all that small talk and make it sound real. — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
You can't do everything I did for all those years and not sustain some injuries. — Bob Einstein Copy Share Image
