“We've had it checked and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged donkey” — Chris Morris Copy Share Image
When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a… — Chris Morris Copy Share
I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it. — Chris Morris Copy Share
No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them. — Chris Morris Copy Share
You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge. — Chris Morris Copy Share
If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown. — Chris Morris Copy Share
You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point… — Chris Morris Copy Share
The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out. — Chris Morris Copy Share
There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that. — Chris Morris Copy Share
