I rarely ever wear makeup, but when I do and it gets messed and and smeared and all that and people ask what happened, I tell them that I'm so hot I melted it. — Guardian Copy Share Image
I love every second I spend with you. I love the memories we have. I love the memories I have of you. I love… — Guardian Copy Share
Worst thing about being sick: loosing your voice so you can't sing without sounding like a dying frog... — Guardian Copy Share
People always ask me how I'm so good at hiding my sorrow and things such, how I manage to cover my frown with a… — Guardian Copy Share
I'm boRed out of my mind, so herE I Am, taLking to some of my friends in my contacts List. you are one, so… — Guardian Copy Share
I hate it when you type something like sunsets or cute puppies or chairs into Google and go to images and it brings up… — Guardian Copy Share
When I'm sick, I feel like Bella from Twilight; my mouth always slightly open since I can't breathe out of my nose... — Guardian Copy Share
I wish I were like an animal with natural instincts. Then I could find a mate without fear. I could tell the one I… — Guardian Copy Share
That awkward moment when you realize you just sent your crush a text in all caps lock on accident... — Guardian Copy Share
People bring up the letters I and U on the keyboard and how they are next to each other and all that. This is… — Guardian Copy Share
I don't know what will happen next My only memories come when I reflect My life has suddenly turned a sharp bend Because my… — Guardian Copy Share
Don't go telling me I'm fat when you know I have abs: Awkward Bonding Sessions. -Guardian — Guardian Copy Share
When I'm looking at shirts in the clothes section of a store, I unfold them. Since I've never known how to fold them as… — Guardian Copy Share
You say that I'm a jerk and that's why I have no friends and all that crap. Explain to me why I have more… — Guardian Copy Share
