A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it,… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
And I was booked once to go on 'Ed Sullivan' and I got bumped and ran out the back door crying. — Aretha Franklin Copy Share Image
The reason the world is in the spot it's in is because North Korea entered into an agreement and then did not… — Ari Fleischer Copy Share Image
My daddy's response [to fear of being poor] was to never talk about money or what might happen if it ran out. — Elizabeth Warren Copy Share Image
I saw a huge steam roller, It blotted out the sun. The people all lay down, lay down; They did not try… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter whether I'm judged criminal. I have a great feeling of guilt - I have a feeling that I ran… — Hans Frank Copy Share Image
I think the trick is, how do you spend time doing it but make it look like you haven't spent time doing… — Michael Kors Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable! — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
Richard Leacock and I ran into a guy who knew how to carve up a camera, and we had him carve one… — Robert Drew Copy Share Image
In my dream it was very dark, and what dim light there was seemed to be radiating from Edward's skin. I couldn't… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
America Singer, you get back here." He ran in front of me, wrapping an arm around my waist as we stood, chest… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
I ran for president because I wanted to help Lithuania and its people during a difficult time. My country was on the… — Dalia Grybauskaite Copy Share Image
I ran straight through the boundaries a married couple should live by. — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I had a healthy curiosity and would try things on - play lots of practical jokes. But it was more in my… — Andy Griffiths Copy Share Image
None of us grew up feeling like winners. So thank you to the bullies, to the popular kids, to the gym teachers… — Steven Levitan Copy Share Image
In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked… — Norman Wisdom Copy Share Image
When the facts of history are written Haile Selassie of Abyssinia will go down as a great coward who ran away from… — Marcus Garvey Copy Share Image
When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
My daughter, Bennett, and my son, Ridgeway, are why I ran for the Senate. — Katie Britt Copy Share Image
The Stormlight rising from his exposed skin was enough to illuminate the chasm, and it cast shadows on the walls as he… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
When I ran against George Bush Sr. in 1992, and we did very well in New Hampshire, and then we went on… — Pat Buchanan Copy Share Image
I am honored to have served. I'm glad I ran. It is a huge honor to be able to be a two-term… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image