If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways. — Michael Flanders Copy Share Image
One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't… — Michael Flanders Copy Share
A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please. — Michael Flanders Copy Share
If God had intended us to fly, he would never have given us the railroads — Michael Flanders Copy Share
The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest! — Michael Flanders Copy Share
The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job,… — Michael Flanders Copy Share
January brings the snow / Makes your feet and fingers glow / February's ice and sleet / Freeze the toes right off your feet… — Michael Flanders Copy Share
