“When a guy calls you hot, he's looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he's looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful, he's looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“If it's true that men and women can be 'just friends' then how come all cheaters first start out as 'just friends?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image