I bought two sculptures of two baboons called Lord and Lady Muck on an antique piece of furniture from an art exhibition, and it was quite expensive. It was very expensive, actually - way too expensive. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I always had a sort of niggling regret that we didn't come do stuff in America. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I actually went to Wimbledon, and David Attenborough was sat in the row in front of me, and I thought that was quite amazing.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
The best stuff comes out when you're not making it for anything and you don't really know what you're making. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I loved being a man-woman. It's much more interesting than being one or the other. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I like to warm them up with stand-up, get them into my world and tone, and then bring other characters on. There's so much… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
Fame is a bit Nietzschean. For everything good, something bad happens to you, so you have to sort of be careful. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
'Moonage Daydream' is my favourite because it's an amazing pop tune with such strange parts to it. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use your brain,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
There's a little pond near my house, and I see two swans there all the time who are obviously in love. But they look… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
