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Quips Quotes

7 quotes from 4 authors

A handful of sharp one‑liners can spark a laugh in seconds, and these seven quips do just that. From magical misplacements to cheeky observations about angels, each line packs a punch despite the brief list. If you’re after a larger dose of laughter, the Humor page gathers longer jokes, while the Wit collection offers clever repartee and the One‑liners archive delivers rapid‑fire fun.

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“Well?" Nat says after a few seconds. "I'm surprised you're here again, Harriet. I thought you'd be busy auditioning for A Midsummer…

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“All the quips in the world couldn’t prevent Oscar Wilde from becoming a lovesick fool.”

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“On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).”

Benjamin R. Smith

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“No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica ?” “Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for…

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“me and quips that the PAC could use a good attorney”

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“In the absence of a formally agreed, worldwide dictionary definition of 'Quotography' (in 2016), here are my two cents worth: 'Quotography is…

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“Not quite like my mother’s, but still a real ‘trip,’” Bigfoot confided, “though what I really go for here is the respect.”…

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