“What animals make the best doctors? A. Ducks, they’re natural quacks.” — R. Eugene Pearson Copy Share Image
Nothing is more detestable than a professed declaimer who retails his discourses as a quack does his medicines. — Jean Baptiste Massillon Copy Share Image
Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr! — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Let us leave the cure of public evils to those quacks, the statesmen. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
Dishonesty is the raw material not of quacks only, but also in great part dupes. — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
“Really great moral teachers never do introduce new moralities: it is quacks and cranks who do that. As” — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren't is a quack; also they think all patients are idiots. — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
When it walks like a saint, and quacks like a saint- it's a quacking saint." -Della — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
"Lambe them, lads! lambe them!" a cant phrase of the time derived from the fate of Dr. Lambe, an astrologer and quack,… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
Check-ups are, in my experience, a grave mistake; all they do is allow the quack of your choice to tell you that… — John Mortimer Copy Share Image
So many low income people have seen so many failed promises broken and seen so many quacks and sporadic medicines offered to… — Jacqueline Novogratz Copy Share Image
No disorders have employed so many quacks, as those that have no cure; and no sciences have exercised so many quills, as… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
Quack: A boastful pretender to arts which he does not understand. A vain boastful pretender to physick; An artful, tricking practitioner in… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
An optimist is someone who figures that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's the bluebird of… — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Of learned men, the clergy show the lowest development of professional ethics. Any pastor is free to cadge customers from the divines… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
My colleagues thought I was an embarrassment because I was talking about mind, body, spirit. So I was called a quack. I… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
You ought to have seen Frédéric with his monocle, his greying whiskers, his calm demeanour, carving his plump quack-quack, trussed and already… — Leon Daudet Copy Share Image
In childhood our credulity serves us well. It helps us to pack, with extraordinary rapidity, our skulls full of the wisdom of… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
While Europe's eye is fix'd on mighty things, The fate of empires and the fall of kings; While quacks of State must… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
So each man, like each plant, has his parasites. A strong, astringent, bilious nature has more truculent enemies than the slugs and… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Syllogisms а la mode - If you are against labor racketeers, then you are against the working man. If you are against… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Mankind has failed miserably in its effort to devise a rational system of government. [...] The art of government is the exclusive… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
He who attempts to make others believe in means which he himself despises is a puffer; he who makes use of more… — Johann Kaspar Lavater Copy Share Image
The nation blest above all nations is she in whom the civic genius of the people does the saving day by day,… — William James Copy Share Image
Gundar seemed to come to a decision. "Well, as my old mam used to say, if it looks like a duck and… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“The prudent man always studies seriously and earnestly to understand whatever he professes to understand, and not merely to persuade other people… — Adam Smith Copy Share Image
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack like a duck, then it just may be a duck. — Walter Reuther Copy Share Image
Quacks pretend to cure other men's disorders, but fail to find a remedy for their own. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
“You ever hear that expression 'If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck'?” — Alex Duval Copy Share Image
The prophet and the quack are alike admired for a generation, and admired for the wrong reasons. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Treat persons who profess to be able to cure disease as you treat fortune tellers. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Penicillin sat on a shelf for ten years while I was called a quack. — Alexander Fleming Copy Share Image
The man who sees absolutes, where all other men see nuances and shades of meaning, is either a prophet, or a quack. — Keith Olbermann Copy Share Image